Collections of Worst Descriptions: Erap Estrada for President 2010
November 9, 2008 by junroxasPhilippine presidency
September 12, 2008 by junroxasThe Philippines is the only Christian nation in Asia. It is an English speaking, westernized nation with their kundiman music similar to Italian songs and their surnames very hispanic.
Their presidency is filled with beautiful legends and myths.
Once, there was the “MERCADO” myth which was proven wrong, then there was the “MARVEL”.
But there is a very accurate myth that had been very precise in predicting the sequence of the Philippine presidency for the past five presidents: “MAREA FROM HEAVEN”.
MAREA – Marcos,Aquino,Ramos,Estrada and Arroyo
FROM – Fernando,Roxas,Osmena and Magsaysay
Then HEAVEN…
F- could also be Flavier or Favila or Fernando
R- could be Susan ROCES, Vilma Santos RECTO, Rofus RODRIGUEZ, Angie REYES or Mar ROXAS
O-could also be Orbos, Ocampos or Serge Osmena
M-may be a Magsaysay, a Marcos or another Macapagal.
HEAVEN could become clearer after letter M would had been fulfilled. But H could be Hagedorn and E could be Escudero or JV Estrada…..
Now, for the 2010 elections, the foollwing are the aspirants:
Noli de Castro – dalawa asawa, lagaring hapon, walang bayag, kakampi ng mga Lopez, takot kay PGMA, tataas ang presyo ng koryente, inabandona ang una nyang pamilya, berdugo ng mga squatters sa riles, kakampi ng Bangsa Moro, pang vice president lang parang si Pelaez.
Loren Legarda – nag muslim para di makulong sa adultery; talunan – pag natalo ka na sa Pilipinas national election ay di ka na mananalo pa maski anong gawin mo; criminal ang asawa; kabit ni Angara; maraming kalaguyo; matanda na pero nagpapacute pa rin, tapos na ito…pero baka vice president, pwede pa.
Manny Villar – balimbing, hungyango,Money Villar,puro pera nasa isip, pakwan, doble kara, kaya tayong ibenta maski kanino basta pabor sa kanya, user, kahit pangit pinapatos basta may pera, can never be president, parang si Mon Mitra, masipag at mtyaga sa paglalagay ng insertion sa budget para magka kwarta, money villar.
Mar Roxas – elitista, bakla, burgis, mayabang, ginagamit si Korina sa politika,under the saya, piyon ng mga mayayaman, di marunong mamalengke – sa tsimay umaasa, maybe the president in 2016, wag lang syang tumakbong presidente sa 2010 kasi di pa nya oras…tsaka… wag lang mauunahan ni Bong Revilla.
Erap Estrada – convicted criminal, fake na makamasa, di ka kakausapin pag wala kang dalang pera o magandang chicks, past president, the E in MAREA.
Jojo Binay – tao ni Erap, numero unong kurap – maski barya pinapatos, babaero, mayabang, trahidor kay Pimentel, tinakwil ng PDP – Laban, president ng samahan ng mga egoy sa ayala.
Chiz Escudero – madaldal, walang preno ang bunganga, di sumoporta kay Roco, trahidor sa bicolano, bagito pero kurap na, hilaw na hilaw, Marcos crony, could be the E in HEAVEN.
Ping Lacson – pinatay yung mga kuratong para magka pera, sinulot ang isang nakakakulong para magka asawa, bakla, hawak sa ilong ni Banayo, suspect kay Dacer, inonse si Erap, kung nasan si Banayo, talo ang kandidato, can be a vice president.
Bayani Fernando – frustrated singer, pinsan ni Fernando Poe, kapatid ni Bayani Casimiro, kambal ni Bayani Agbayani, di kamag anak ni Ading Fernando, punching bag ng bayarang media at columnists, punching bag ng mga balimbing na gustong makuha nag Lakas – CMD, maybe the president in 2010.
Manny Villar for President
September 12, 2008 by junroxasManny Villar will never become president. Dont vote for him. He will not win. He will not win not because he is a trapo, a blimbing, a pakwan, a wheeler dealer – but because he it is not his destiny to become president.
Some people are saying that Villar can sell your soul to the devil..he will decide based on his own convenience. In fact, he used his government influence to save his failing business. He impeached Erap, but when he needed Erap, Villar talked to Erap. Villar will do anything to the advantage of Villar. The interest of the people is not his concern.
Masipag at matyaga sya sa paglalagay ng mga insertions sa budget para gumawa ng kwarta…dyan napupunta ang sipag at tyaga nya ngayon, kung pano mangurakot. Pera ang importante sa kanya, kaya nga pinangalanan sya ng nanay nya ng “Money” Villar.
Villar will be another Mon Mitra. Politicians will revolve around him to get money, and they will campaign secretly for the better candidate and for themselves. But Villar is switik..he will not spend his own money in the elections..he will project to attract financiers, then spend the money of the financiers. He is a shred businessman, remenber? He is not called “Money Villar” for nothing. Gigisahin nya sa sariling mantika ang mga financiers nya…baka kumita pa yan bandang huli.
The reason why Villar will not win is because: he is not in the destiny of Philippine presidency written in a mysterious word: “MAREA FROM HEAVEN”.
This “MAREA FROM HEAVEN” is the mystery behind an ordinary housewife, a lowly paid soldier, a college drop out - winning the presidency against moneyed opponents.
“MAREA FROM HEAVEN” stands for:
MAREA – Marcos,Aquino,Ramos,Estrada and Arroyo
FROM – Fernando,Roxas,Osmena,Magsaysay
then, HEAVEN – Hagedorn, Escudero………………
Sayang lang ang pera ni Villar..di sya mananalo not because marami syang weaknesses, but because he is not written in the destiny in “MAREA FROM HEAVEN”.
Philippine presidentiables
September 12, 2008 by junroxas
Noli de Castro – dalawa asawa, lagaring hapon, walang bayag, kakampi ng mga Lopez, takot kay PGMA, tataas ang presyo ng koryente, inabandona ang una nyang pamilya, berdugo ng mga squatters sa riles.
Bayani Fernando – masyadong idealistic, pink panther, pinsan ni Fernando Poe, kakambal ni Bayani Agbayani, kapatid ni Bayani Casimiro, di kamag anak ni Ading Fernando, Marikina accent, BF(best friend )ni Golez, kontratista ng SM, frustrated singer.
Loren Legarda – nag muslim para di makulong sa adultery; talunan – pag natalo ka na sa Pilipinas national elections ay di ka na mananalo pa maski anong gawin mo; criminal ang asawa; kabit ni Angara; maraming kalaguyo: matanda na mahilig pa ring magpa cute.
Manny Villar – balimbing, hungyango, pakwan, doble kara, kaya tayong ibenta maski kanino basta pabor sa kanya, user, kahit pangit pinapatos basta may pera, ginamit ang pwesto para sagipin ang negosyo, masipag at matyaga na maglagay ng insertions sa budget para magka kwarta, money villar
Mar Roxas – elitista, bakla, burgis, mayabang, ginagamit si Korina sa politika, piyon ng mga mayayaman, di marunong mamalengke – sa tsimay umaasa, under the saya.
Erap Estrada – convicted criminal, fake na makamasa, di ka kakausapin pag wala kang dalang pera o magandang chicks, laos na.
Jojo Binay – tao ni Erap, numero unong kurap – maski barya pinapatos, babaero, mayabang, trahidor kay Pimentel, maitim ang budhi.
Chiz Escudero – madaldal, walang preno ang bunganga, di sumoporta kay Roco, bagito pero kurap na, hilaw na hilaw, corrupt ang pamilya.
Ping Lacson – pinatay yung mga kuratong para magka pera, sinulot ang isang nakakakulong para magka asawa, bakla, hawak sa ilong ni Banayo, suspect kay Dacer, inonse si Erap
“MAREA FROM HEAVEN” – the Sequence of the Philippine Presidency
August 28, 2008 by junroxasIn the past, legends have it that the Philippine Presidentcy is revolving around the world MARVEL. Unknown to many, there was a note found at the tomb of a dead leader of one of the clans with historical link to Lakan Dula, the ancient King of Tondo.
In that tomb, what was written was : “MAREA FROM HEAVEN” - Pagpalain ang Mga Pangulo ng Pilipinas.
A lot of clan members do not understand what it means, until a priest suggested to write the beginning of the surnames of the Philippine Presidents.
That clan leader died during the time of President Cory Aquino, and so, it is possible that he was already writing a pattern, and predicted the rest…..
M – Marcos
A – Aquino
R – Ramos
E – Ejercito
A – Arroyo
Who could be the next letters?
F - ?
R – Roxas/
O – Osmena/
M - Magsaysay/ Marcos/Mitra/
H – Honasan
E – Ejercito
A - ?
V – ?
E -?
N – ?
Based on “MAREA FROM HEAVEN” Prediction, Mar Roxas should not run for President this 2010, he will not make it… it is not his time. He should run for vice president instead. The presidential elections in 2010 will be a bizaare historical footnote..with a totally unexpected outcome that will be beyond the comprehension of pundits, pollsters and tacticians. It is as if, heaven has really interfered to put a former sacristan into the presidency to save this only Christian nation in Asia from decadence.
Non-placer Gordon seeks ban on surveys
August 28, 2008 by junroxas
MANILA, Philippines—A senator, who was left out in a recent survey on possible presidential candidates in 2010, said popularity polls were part of a ploy by politicians with deep pockets to convince big-time financiers that they were the front-runners.
Sen. Richard Gordon said he planned to file a resolution that would bar a prospective candidate, who commissions the surveys, from publishing the results to avoid undue influence on the voters and potential financiers.
“I am not sore (for being left out). I have always said long ago that these surveys, whenever they are being publicized, are used for mind management because if you are high in the survey, big businessmen tend to give you more,” Gordon said in a talk with reporters.
The private polling firm Social Weather Stations recently conducted a survey asking respondents their preference for the highest post in the land. SWS did not give the respondents any names.
The results showed Vice President Noli de Castro, Sen. Loren Legarda and Senate President Manuel Villar Jr. in a close fight as the top choice of the respondents.
Senators Panfilo Lacson, Francis Escudero, Manuel Roxas II and Francis Pangilinan and former President Joseph Estrada were among those cited by respondents.
Gordon said that prospective candidates with resources could easily commission a dozen surveys and pick the one in which they performed the best for publication to give the impression that they were prime candidates to win the elections.
He said the financiers would not only be lured into placing their bets on the leading presidential aspirants but also give the aspirants an excuse not to engage the others in a debate.
“My fear is that the voters would not know the candidates anymore because the perceived front-runners would be reluctant to join any debates,” Gordon said.
He cautioned the people against being fooled into making their choices based on the surveys that he said should be used as a personal guide by the prospective candidates to improve his or her weaknesses.
“We should not just believe these surveys. (Barack) Obama used to trail Hillary Clinton but he beat Hillary for the Democratic nomination. Obama used to lead (Republican candidate John) McCain, now they are just even,” he said.
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PAG IKAW NAG BAYAD SA SURVEY, SYEMPRE, MAS MATAAS ANG RATING MO. KUNG GUSTO MONG MAKUHA ANG NOMINATION NG LAKAS – CMD, BAYARAN MO ANG SWS O PULSE ASIA PARA TAASAN ANG RATING MO AT BABAAN NAMAN ANG MGA ASPIRANTS MULA SA LAKAS – NUCD, TAPOS, PUNTAHAN MO ANG LEADERS NG LAKAS AT SABIHIN “AKO NA LANG KUNIN NYONG PRESIDENTIAL OR VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE KASI YUNG MGA LEGITIMATE PARTY BETS NYO ANG BABABA SA SURVEY”.
ANG GALING NO?, PANLOLOKO SA BAYAN YANG GINAGAWA MO BATA…. DAPAT WAG KANG MANALO, KASI, MAS MALAKING PANLOLOKO ANG GAGAWIN MO KUNG MANANALO KA….
HULAAN NYO KUNG SINO ITONG NAGBAYAD NG SURVEY PARA MALOKO TAYONG MGA PILIPINO? SIGURO VICE PRESIDENT LANG AMBISYON NITO KASI DI NYA PINABABAAN SI NOLI DE CASTRO SA SURVEY EH….
CLUE? SINO BA ANG TUMAAS SA SURVEY? HALATA NAMAN EH.
SABI NG ISANG ALIPORES NYA..”INGGIT LANG KAYO..MAGBAYAD DIN KAYO NG SURVEY NYO…”
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